Who Needs Facts?

Bush joins republicans in crowning Hillary

Who Ever — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:31:37 +0000

Be careful what you wish for… I am reminded of the tale of the rabbit who when captured begged please whatever you do please don’t throw me in that briar patch… I feel sure the proclaimations that Hillary has the democratic domination in the bag must be a head game. Otherwise why would the president even join in the chorus. I think rove stated it and all his loyal subjects feel in line. Desperation has set in for the republicans but the only thing that is certain in my opinion is they will take another beating at the polls. It is way too early to call either parties nominee. My prediction at this point is one of the dems besides Hillary or Obama will get the nomination. Who knows it could turn out that a second tier candidate wins the nomination on both sides. Although I feel this is more likely for the democrats than for the republicans. I don’t have a personal pick yet but will decide soon enough. I just think it is significant that republicans are making predictions already. It shows more than anything else they are so anxious to focus on a single candidate. I think it indicates a strong field and my guess would be that all of republican candidates see higher numbers against Hillary. I think they see her as their last best hope for holding on to power. Be careful what you wish for…

Official Site of Hillary Clinton for President

Whatever

Who Ever — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:29:14 +0000

Haven’t posted anything in a while so I thought I would just say hello.

Official Website of Barack Obama 2008 Presidential Campaign

and don’t forget the girl.. YouTube - “I Got a Crush…On Obama” By Obama Girl

Virtual Library

Who Ever — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:34:58 +0000

The WWW Virtual Library

Was Jesus a Mortal Man?

Who Ever — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 13:28:01 +0000

A Discovery Channel documentary is sure to ruffle some feathers within the Christian faith. The film has a seemingly respectable group of scholars & scientists behind it which gives it a certain degree of credibility. At the very least it cannot be ignored no matter whether you accept the findings or not. The primary claim is this: “Jesus Family Tomb Found” which cuts at the very heart of Christian belief.

New Windows Upgrade

Who Ever — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 18:02:33 +0000

Be careful when upgrading or this just might happen to you!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean & Sweep 3.0 , Cook my Dinner 1.5 and Pay the Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

PS installing a fresh copy of Girlfriend 8.5 is a possible but risky option. If you choose this option be sure to place it in a hidden folder on your hard drive.

I am not sure who the orginal author of this is or I would give credit. I just couldn’t resist posting it here. Especially since I have not posted anything for a while. Been busy busy busy.